Simply Un-American

This morning I ordered your basic egg and cheese sandwich. No big deal, right? To my horror, my breakfast included a massive helping of mayonnaise. Mayo? On an egg sandwich?! If people keep doing shit like this, the terrorists are gonna win.

2 / October / 2008  i mean c'mon 
  • 1. Rosa  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    hmmm…where have I heard this before? ah yes… nicotine & Paul Wolfowitz lol

    and to think I was deluded by the title into believing you would comment on the VP debate tonight…silly me.

  • 2. Becky  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    What’s wrong with mayo? It has egg in it.

    Granted, it shouldn’t be on an egg and cheese sandwich, but why is it so evil?

  • 3. Rosa  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    cause mayo is one of the three vilest substances man and nature have combined to create Becky, why else? ;)

  • 4. Rosa  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    btw, thank you so much for uploading all those sdr show pics on the flickr slideshow B.

  • 5. Rosa  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    finally, did anybody remember how andy said he needed harassment on our part? well, how about someone promising to throw goopy mayo handfuls at him on the next show if he doesn’t get the DNLBATW contest and the MP3 download running soon?

  • 6. Rachel  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Sorry Beck, I’m with Andy on this one. Mayo has no place on an egg sandwich. It’s like when my mother-in-law ruined stuffing (and by extension, Thanksgiving as a whole) by putting blackberries in it. Guh-ross.

  • 7. Nance  |  October 2nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Hahahaha, Rosa. Yes, let’s do that.

    And holy jeez, mayo in an egg and cheese sandwich?? I have no words.

  • 8. Rebecca  |  October 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 am

    yeah! haha
    Where IS that contest you promised us, Andy?
    You’re slipping

  • 9. Becky  |  October 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Rosa, no prob.

    Rachel, I’m in total agreement, mayo does not belong on an egg and cheese sandwich. I just wanted to know why mayo was evil.

  • 10. Rachel  |  October 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am

    I don’t think it was the mayo itself. that was evil, I think it was the placement of that mayo on an egg & cheese. Correct me if I’m wrong, of course. :-)

  • 11. Yukie  |  October 4th, 2008 at 4:03 am

    …..The very peaceful situation

  • 12. Ylara  |  October 4th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Heheheheh. What happened to the “THIS RESTAURANT IS NO PLACE FOR A LANDSMAN!” thing?

    You said that was going to stick.

    And that was an opportunity wasted. Mweheheheheh.

  • 13. Katie  |  October 6th, 2008 at 5:40 am

    I love Mayo… no, I love Miracle Whip, and I love, LOVE egg sandwiches. But I definitely do not love them together.

    I do like the random sauce they put on them sometimes though. It’s like a special concoction and I have no idea what’s in it. That’s kind of gross to think about.

    Sorry you had a shitty egg/mayo sandwich Andiddy

  • 14. Sarah  |  October 7th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    Hey Rosa, what are the other 2 vilest substances? One should be margarine - I hear it’s only one molecule away from being plastic!

  • 15. Rosa  |  October 8th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Hi Sarah :-)

    This is from Andy’s old ok go blog:
    “Tuesday, March 15, 2005
    Chapter Nineteen: Hold The Mayo
    I’ve been developing a series of high-performance meals for professional athletes and touring musicians. So far, I’ve only finalized The #3, which consists of a bag of Nacho Cheese Combos, a two-pack of Twinkies and 20-ounce Mountain Dew (with a side of mayo for dipping).

    In all seriousness though, I need to talk about mayo for a second. I really hate mayonnaise. It must be one of the three vilest substances man and nature have combined to create (nicotine and Paul Wolfowitz being the other two). I just need to get this out there so you know where I’m coming from and we can move in peace in a mayo-less world.

    Peace, love, hold the mayo,

    Rusty”

    Ylara: “this restaurant is no place for a landsman” HA! you totally hit the nail with that comment LOL

    btw, what’s so “unamerican” about an egg, cheese & mayo sandwich? I mean, it’s greasy breakfast fast-food rating high on the “ew…yuck” scale…if anything Andy it’s stereotypically “american”

    LOL

  • 16. Sarah  |  October 8th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Thats awesome!! ;-) cheers Rosa!

  • 17. Zs NutZ  |  October 9th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    yo preorder is up
    http://www.seriousbusinessrecords.com/store

  • 18. Sarah  |  October 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    What a well placed prompt!

    I have just pre-ordered - can’t wait as i missed out on physical copy of Baggage…

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